Jaxxon Secrets
Jaxxon Secrets is second oboe in the local symphony. He also moonlights as a cat burglar. He's surprisingly good at stealing, given his loud appearance and profession. His grandmother taught him all of the skills of the trade, and is excited to see him joining the "family business." Jaxxon himself has some reservations about giving up his musical ambitions for a life of crime, but he can't get anyone to buy his experimental EPs on Bandcamp.
"Philistines…"
