Biff Orpington
Biff a bird-thing in a biker gang. Secretly, he is a huge fan of SpongeBob SquarePants, and spends most of his free time watching video essays about lost episodes and dark secrets hidden within the show. He is unaware of its mainstream success, and talks about it like it's some 1980s anime with no official dub.
"And your parents just let you watch it?!""
